You can get cuddles whenever you want them.
You yowl loudly if your litter box is not clean.
You yowl loudly at the full moon.
You yowl loudly for no reason.
Floor swimming!
Ping Pong balls!
You find yourself bathing Daddy every day because he doesn't know
how to clean himself.
You don't understand the language that your pet humans use, but
you always know when they are talking about you.
Daddy won't change the weather no matter how many times you tell
him to.
Sleeping near the air conditioner is always bad, no matter how
hot the weather is. It's better to curl up under a lamp in the
hot summertime.
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